“One evening, after finding a lost bottle of rum, our chef was at home playing in his kitchen. When he was able to see the bottom of the bottle, he decided to get creative and started tossing ingredients into a giant coconut bowl, threw it on the stove and promptly passed out. It simmered for hours while he dreamed of island girls. As the beautiful aroma begin drifting out on the gentle island breeze, his own island girl came by and gently woke him with a swift kick to the belly. However, once she dipped her finger in the bowl, she forgave him for all his sins. After many weeks of effort, with a rather large hangover, our chef was able to recreate this sauce and all its glory for all.”
12fl.oz.